Simon: It's only Thursday. There's still time.
Nathan: Now why would you say something like that? Twat!
Simon: So you don't love me any more?
Nathan: OK. So I loved you. Big deal.
Simon: I think we should talk about it.
Nathan: If we'd have... That would've been the best sex you've ever had. Correction! That would've been the only sex you've ever had.