Quinn: Oh, holy crap. So you... So you are gay?
Sam: What? No. Not at all. When I found out I was moving here, I wanted to seem cool, you know? Figured if I looked like Swayze in Point Break, people might think I was a surfer or something. I didn't think it through very clearly. So... I put lemon juice in my hair. I would have gotten away with it, if it hadn't been for Kurt and his sixth sense.
Quinn: I think it looks cute.
Sam: Really? ... What are you doing?
Quinn: We're not using that. You're paying.
Quinn: Because a gentleman always pays on the first date.